Post 15 wrz 2015, o 10:45

Zapowiedź Patcha 1.12 do D2 (Fun)

Tired of keysets? Bored with running UT over and over and over? Fed up
with The Pit, Nilly etc.? Can't decide whether high runes drop more
often in 1.11b or 1.11 or 1.10 or 1.09 or ...?

Well, leave all that behind. Laydeez and gennelmenn, it is my great
pleasure to present ... D2/LoD 1.12!!!

1.12 Patch Notes
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New features:

*added a new area to the game: UberUberland. UberUberland is home to
the UberUbers, who are, well, uber. UberUberland is found only on the
Battle.net realms, and only in Ladder games, and only by characters
whose names begin with three non-alphanumeric characters.

[Spoiler: to open the portal to UberUberland, do the following:

1. Kill Pindleskin, Thresh Socket, Snapchip Chatter and Dac Farren, in
that order, within six minutes 30 seconds of creating the game.

2. Place one item dropped by each of them into the Horadric Cube. If by
some chance they all drop big items so that this is impossible, create
a new game and try again.

3. Spam "I PWN U NOOBZ!!!!!" exactly 77 times in the chat window.

4. Click the Transmute button.]

[Spoiler: UberUber stats: 2000% resist all (including physical, poison
and magic), 100000000000hp, 999999-100000000000 melee damage, level 219
Conviction aura, level 99999 frost nova (breaks CBF). UberUbers have no
drops, but when they are all dead the string "<charname> RULEZ" appears
in every Bnet chat channel.]

[Spoiler: kill all twelve UberUbers to spawn the three UberUberUbers,
who are even uberer. The three UberUberUbers are Mephisto, Diablo and
Baal, and they spawn when you kill the UberUbers and create a new
Normal game with a level 1 char - they are at the very ends of Act 3, 4
and 5 respectively.]

New runewords:

SMEG (ZodZodZod): 3-socket melee weapons.
+1% enhanced damage
+200 AR
+1-3% resist all (varies)
17% chance to emasculate male enemies (prevents regen, looks silly)
Indestructible

PWN (ZodZodZodZodZod): 5-socket missile weapons.
+99% ED
+1.5 AR/clvl
Level 77 Guided Arrow (2 charges)
94% chance to spam "I NEED A LIFE" (x300) on striking
Indestructible (er, shurely shome mishtake)

Bugfixes:

none

Notes: drop rates have been reworked throughout all areas. You are now
as likely to find Tyrael's Might in Act I Normal as you are to find
minor mana potions in Act V Hell. In fact, it's totally bloody random.
Man I hate writing patch documentation. I wish they'd give me a real
job, like updating the Arreat Summit.
Motto:
Spoiler:

Grupa

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